So, sure,
Deirdre is the prettiest of the barely legal
New York Islanders Pepsi Ice Girls, and she's old enough to drink, and reads Thackeray... But
Allison would collectivize the national economy, and dressed as Queen Amidala for Halloween! Upon whom am I supposed to crush? Upon whom, I ask you!
There's no need to choose, because for $400,
they'll both attend Just Wide's first anniversary party -- provided the Islanders aren't deep in the playoffs, since it'll be in May. (I'd love to be wrong, but that seems like a pretty safe bet.)
The Isles stop short of listing each girl's turn-ons and -offs, but check out this otherwise unflattering booty shot from the Ice Girls' photo scrapbook:
Obviously the Ice Girls' managers have a pretty good idea which side of their bread is which, butter-wise.
By the way, images in the Ice Girls scrapbook are high-res (300 dpi) for some reason -- maybe so you can print one out to carry in your wallet and pretend she's your girlfriend.
Oh, and: Diedre, of course.