01. "SJ'onn J'onzz" Podein
02. Pasi "Your Cereal, Sugar Bear" Nurminen
03. Rod "Bring in da Noise" Brind'Amour
04. "Tomax" and "Xamot" Sedin
05. Tyson "Little Nash Rambler"
06. Robert "the McVicar Picker-Upper"
07. Cristobal Huet "la Bibliothèque"
08. Brian "Doc" Savage
09. "The Nurse Just Laughs and Says 'You Must Be'" Jochen Hecht
10. Jonathan "Archoo" Cheechoo