While home for the holidays, I had the extremely good luck to find this truly weird Steve Yzerman ducky from
Celebriducks for sale at Big & Small Lots for cheap. As you can see on their website, Celebriducks makes a bunch of these odd ducks, each one stranger than the last. Oh, and like any quality bath duck, rubber Stevie squeaks when squoze.
How I lived without one of these things, I'll never know. Sing with me:
Every day when I make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's a Selke winner and sixth on the all-time points scorers' list
Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!