A lady walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for Wayne Gretzky face on her right inner thigh. She hands the tattooist a hockey card to use as reference. It takes him an hour, and when he finishes, he shows her his work.
"This doesn't look anything like Gretzky!" she says.
He holds out the Wayne card and compares them.
"See, spittin' image!" he says. The lady disagrees. To placate her, the artist offers to do another Wayne on the other thigh for free.
He finishes the second tattoo, but the lady's still not impressed.
"This one doesn't look like Wayne Gretzky either!"
The artist insists that his tattoo looks just like the portrait on her sportscard. To prove it, he calls a hockey fan off the street. The lady hikes up her dress and asks the fan whether he can identify the players.
"Well," he says, "I'm not sure who the wingers are, but the center is definitely Lanny McDonald."
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