Groin Pains

Barry Melrose says the NHL's new rules and the resulting style of play are partly responsible for the groin injury pandemic that seems to be plaguing the league. The American Family Physician reports that injuries to this restricted area "comprise 2 to 5 percent of all sports injuries," but a whopping 24% of all the players on Yahoo!'s (notoriously incomplete and not up-to-date) list of injured NHLers are there for groin owies.

Astute zodiac watchers will note that we are just three days from the zodiacal period ruled by the scorpion, the sign that dominates this sensitive anatomical region. Should superstitious NHLers expect their crotches to feel better during this period, or worse? NHLers sidelined with groin injuries, according to Yahoo!:

Mighty Ducks:
Jean-Sebastien Giguere G

Thrashers:
Mike Dunham G
Kari Lehtonen G

Hurricanes:
Ray Whitney LW

Red Wings:
Steve Yzerman C

Panthers:
Gary Roberts LW

Wild:
Alex Henry D

Devils:
Colin White D

Coyotes:
Brian Boucher G

Blues:
Keith Tkachuk LW

Canucks:
Tyler Bouck RW

Capitals:
Bryan Muir D

Print | posted on Friday, October 21, 2005 9:34 AM

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