Hard as it may be to believe, there are still NHLers skating around North America's greatest arenae under the names their mommas gave them. In an effort to remedy this sad situation, we at Just Wide will continue to sling the sobriquets and see what sticks.
Our nicknaming department got some help this time around from our good friend Jason, who contributed whichever of these ten handles you like. He had nothing to do with the ones you think are horrible.
01. Alexander Auld "Lang Syne"
02. Oleg "Brimful of" Kvasha
03. Gilbert "Creme" Brule
04. Andrei "Last Page of the Phone Book" Zyuzin
05. Mike Commodore "64"
06. Pavel "Bert" Vorobiev

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07. Bryan "Cyclops" Berard
08. Marian "Zsa Zsa" Gaborik
09. Martin Gerber "Baby"
10. Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor
Don't forget to keep using our earlier suggested nicknames that have (
still) yet to catch on! You can find them
here, here and
here.