A Dearborn police officer is resigning but not facing charges after admitting to stealing marijuana from suspects for his own personal use. His crimes came to light when he called 911 on April 21, 2006, in fear that he and his wife were overdosing on their stolen stash. According to the Detroit Free Press, he asked the dispatcher
"the score of the Red Wings game on television that night, explaining, 'I just want to make sure this isn't some type of, like, hallucination that I'm having.'"
For the record, that was no hallucination: That night the
Wings won Game One of their first-round playoff series against Edmonton in double overtime.